Archive for January, 2008
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Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008I like going to the gym, specifically, the YMCA. No, I’m not one of those exercise buffs who’s addicted. I like to spar (Tae Kwon Do) so I can hit people. What a beautiful release! I only do it in a controlled environment and well padded up. There’s no need for you to […]
The Name Game
Monday, January 21st, 2008Earlier this week I had dinner at Big Boy’s. The signature short, chubby, statue man with the Elvis hair-do greeted us at the door. The restaurant was packed. A lot of people were eating at Big Boy’s. A lot of people have been eating at Big Boy’s for many years.
It used […]
Stop, Drop & Eat a Roll
Saturday, January 19th, 2008As a single parent and a work-at-home-entrepreneur I treasure the few minutes of Me Time that I am able to sneak in periodically. One particular evening I shall never forget. It had been an exceptionally trying day. I had the dinner dishes put away, my then- seven year old was in the […]
Please Pass the Emesis Tray
Friday, January 18th, 2008Barf. Puke. Hurl. Blow Chunks. Regurgitate. Retch. Upchuck. Spew. Purge. Toss Your Cookies. Ralph. Gack. Bob. Boot. Call Earl. Drive the Porcelain Bus. Technicolor Yawn. Laugh at the Ground. Pain the Walls. Sell the Buick. Urp. Yack.
Call it what you will, but I’m fixin’ to vomit. Being a WAHE, work at home entrepreneur, I appreciate […]
Chow Time!
Thursday, January 17th, 2008You know you can’t eat certain foods the day of a date. You don’t wanna be a rootin’ tootin’ mamma whilst you’re trying to impress Mr. Wonderful. You better carefully plan your menu or you’ll end up blowing heat.
If you know ahead of time you have an engagement scheduled that evening, you better starting eating […]