Laurie Ayers Comedian

I Get Around. If you’re old, you may have seen me at the Comedy Den in the late 1980s, or more recently at LaughFest in Grand Rapids. Or I may have been the emcee or entertainer at your corporate event, or officiating a wedding you attended. 

Comedian Laurie Ayers

Performing is in my DNA. I first hit the stage in 1968 with my tutu and tap shoes and have been performing ever since, showcasing my various talents from dance, playing musical instruments, keynote speaking, corporate, clean stand-up comedy and as a Celebrity Impersonator as Phyllis Diller.

“If you’re funny, you survive. If you’re not, you don’t” – Jerry Seinfeld

If you’re still working on the math, I’ve been entertaining audiences for over five decades. I credit “good moisturizer and lots of laughs” to my youthful appearance. No plastic surgery, like the queen Phyllis Diller had. Though, if you represent a plastic surgery association and wish to hire me, I would take a blepharoplasty as payment. 

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Wondering Where You May Have Seen Laurie Ayers Before? 

  • Amway Grand Plaza
  • Bally’s Las Vegas
  • Bethesda Marriott
  • Big Buck Brewery
  • Buck Creek Nature Preserve
  • Clearwater Place
  • Comedy Den
  • Coral Gables
  • Creston Brewery
  • The D Las Vegas
  • Dan Aykroyd Podcast
  • Davenport University
  • DeltaPlex
  • Dr. Grins
  • Dublin Jerky
  • Egypt Valley Country Club
  • Ferris State University
  • Frankie’s Tiki Room Las Vegas
  • Fremont St. Las Vegas
  • Garden View Barn
  • Gerald R. Ford International Airport
  • Gilda’s Club Grand Rapids
  • Golden Nugget Las Vegas
  • Grand Lady Riverboat
  • Grand Rapids Press
  • Grand Valley State University
  • John Ball Zoo
  • JT & The Jersey Jewel Show
  • Kansas City Convention Center
  • Kava House
  • Kent County Sheriff’s Department
  • Lake Mead NV
  • Lakeshore Community College
  • Lansing Marriott
  • LaughFest Grand Rapids
  • Manchester England Marriott
  • Michigan State University
  • MLive
  • ModBettie
  • Mulligan’s Pub
  • Notre Dame University
  • Old Wooden Barn
  • Ottawa County Sheriff’s Department
  • Palazzo Las Vegas
  • Pinnacle Center
  • Plaza Las Vegas
  • Post Family Farm
  • Red Rock Canyon NV
  • Scentsy Meridian ID
  • The Scheltema Barn
  • Sheraton Dallas TX
  • Sidney Tavern
  • Signature at MGM Las Vegas
  • Spectrum Entertainment Center
  • Sprinkles Donuts
  • St George Peter & Paul’s Aid Society
  • Terra Square
  • Tootsie Van Kelly’s
  • US Postal Service
  • VFW Post 3030 Otsego
  • VoyageMichigan
  • WGVU Morning Show
  • Windjammer Lexington KY
  • Wine Ridge Resort Pahrump NV
  • Woody’s Pressbox

*If you’re wondering if I’m the same Laurie Ayers, Deception Detection Specialist, and wedding officiant, yes, one and the same, ’tis I, I am she, we be her, same LA, a woman of many talents.